I just want to state that my periods are the worst. Not only do periods suck in general, but my periods tend to pop up at exactly the wrong time. It’s usually the day before Christmas or right before my birthday or when I’ve decided to go on a vacation. I REPEAT: PERIODS SUCK.
I will say that, for the most part, my periods happen around the same time every month, but due to stress or a change in my lifestyle (such as working out after not doing it for a while), my periods can change in the most inconvenient way. Do any of you know what I’m talking about? For example, last year, on Christmas Eve, it decides to pop up that morning. I don’t know about any of you but the first two days of my cycle are actually the worst. So, while I was still able to celebrate the holidays, I had to do it with one hand gripping the hot chocolate while the other was firmly gripping onto the Tylenol bottle…Yes, I’ll start playing my tiny violin now…
My point is that, while not news, periods are annoying. I’m convinced they plot their arrival to inconvenience you at the worst possible time. They know when you’re planning to wear those white pants or heading to the beach or just looking to celebrate without needing to pop an Advil every eight hours. Convince me I’m wrong.
I’ll wait.
Also, even though Marnie is spayed, I can’t help but feel that she and I are in sync with my cycle. We both seem to be emotionally crazy at the same time. Maybe it’s just a coincidence, but I’m going to play it off as true love. We were just meant to go through this life together, menstrual cycle and all…
Who else thinks their periods are sadistic? Let me know what you think in the comments below!
***I do not own this GIF.
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